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Ele nuts?
Jon Hunt
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Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect,
can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well, the
problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged.
There's really nothing I can do for you unless you are willing to try an
experimental treatment." Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the
trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it
silently then says, "Well, the thought of going through life without ever having
sex again is too much, let's go for it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his
improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to
the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his
fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table,
grabbed a roll and then returned to his pants.
His girlfriend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was
incredible! Can you do that again?"
Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll up my
ass."
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